CONTEST REMINDER:
The 2006 M.B. Pell Vernacular Contest is coming to an end 2 p.m. December 24. That's a strict deadline. I need at least an hour to go over last minute entries before I start deciding winners and losers. Oh, yes, there will be a losers category.
There have been some strong entries thus far. Leigh, Bob NoKnow, and Dunn have jumped out in front of the West Chester crew, while Owen Lewis reigns supreme from the north country category. I think Country Bob shold stop his belly aching and start throwing some good terms at me. I mean jesus, dude spends how many years following hippy festivals and he can't toss out a few phrases of pure stoner jargon?
Big Daddy's example of the term "creamer" is exactly what the judges are looking for.
Definition, "creamer," a thick, smokey bong hit that looks milky, almost yellow, in the tube before inhalation. Creamers are intimidating and usually far in excess of the daily recomended dose. For extra points include an instance of the term or quote. For example, I remember taking a particularly nasty creamer one night in R's Rafters after hanging our at Andrea T.'s house. I threw up cheese doodles all over myself. And then passed out on the floor.
Get to work people for there will be prizes.
posted by Pell @ 11:23 AM
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to house: to do with gusto, determination, skill, or a particular thoroughgoing-ness; adj: drunk, as drunk as if a house had landed you (?)
e.g., Big Daddy housed that Whopper.
e.g., Pell was really housed, he kept yelling at Joe and spanking D$ with her own flip-flop.
I was under the impression that 'housed' was a fairly widespread term until I used it yesterday in mixed company. I told this dude to house his beer so we could go to the bar and he said, "what?"
-Junk: Something Evans puts hot sauce on.
Synonym: Yambags
-Prison rules: Any attempt by Pell to clutch, grab, elbow, or do "below the belt stuff" to men over forty on a basketball court.
-Parabola domed: see Michael Pell, preferably profile shots
Bunk aka Bunk Ball: A term derived from the man only to be known from here on out as the Bunkest of All Time, Jason Bryer. To play bunk ball or be bunk one must consistently do things that fly in the face of fairness, reason, and overall decency. Examples include conistently going for it on 4th downs in Madden, pulling lots of fake FGs and punts (and finding it totally reasonable), eating someone elses food that they paid for, mooching, and finally, the overall ability to hover around and find pot like a scavenger when everyone knows damn well that you're not going to pack any of your own. If only we could debunk Bunk. However it saddens me to say that he is still totally bunk.
-Hoff
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