CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT:
Uhh, so I have a story about the last stage of my time travel attempt. But that's not for right now.
We're talking contest with super big surpise prizes! I'm looking for any West Chester cronies to submit slang, lingo, word choice, bullshit that we have ever used in common conversation. I am especially interested in the West Chester verbage, but I will take applications for other regions as well, upstate New York, New Jersey...France. That is to say there will be a separate regional surprise prize.
The first place west Chester submission will win a happy fun surprise complete with crab comb. The second, third, fourth and fifth places will also receive a prize, but without the crab comb.
Area award winners outside of West Chester have the oportunity to host me, Michael Pell, for at least one night of drunken nonesense in your town and a giant, expensive prizes.
Awards will be announced in mid December.
Jerk Stores not required.
posted by Pell @ 9:59 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
This is probably a job for Joe Ready. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to use computers.
I think Bob will be good at this too.
Niiiiiiice.
Matt Dunn, aka Big Daddy, aka The Biggest, aka Big Daddy Dunn and the Fun Factory, aka The Fun Factory, aka Los Papas Grandes, aka Los Papas Grandes: he's so big he's plural.
creamer?
Pressing, to press: A useful term used to indicate one's inability to perform well under pressure. In a sentence: As soon as Buxton stood over the game winning putt, he started to press...badly, and his hands shook like a scared girl.
As I am not from west chester, I feel slighted...alas the seemingly friendship was only for a fee...as it usually is. This westchestertown place must be similar to silvertown...what a place to be and see. As time passes, the north country and its former members under the sPell will be just a memory...people pass in and out of each others lives and their circles keep swinging them around...so sad
"Chief" has become huge among your friends here. "Wooder" for water... SAYING instead of asking questions, "So you're going out then...(?)" hmmmm... besides that, Bob and I are fresh out but he will give it some more thought.
You see Mike, the reality is that you spent most of your time here just lampooning caricatures of all of us. You really shouldn't tell people you are having a contest if you aren't really going to have a contest. Nobody needs to see a Drewplosion. The reality is that other than your spot on Frank Azaria impersonation most everything else was incoherent drunken psychobabble. In fact, the only phrase unique to the North Country is "Fighting Fish Kumate." Amarillo Fats was robbed you scumbag!
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