A bowl of gazpacho at a restaurant on Mallory Square in Key West, Fla.























The Bob deep in thought
How can you not love this guy? I mean, you know he's going to say something that knocks you on your ass the second he opens his eyes. This is probably the last stages of a thought he's been batting around since he saw X Men two years ago. Here's a fact, Bob Norris is the name of the New Garden Township supervisor. New Garden is in southern Chester County. Bob has a great name for politics, not like me. I may change my name to Max Powers.























THE PRIDE OF IRELAND
I can't believe the idiots in charge of this fly-by-night operation haven't put up a picture of this guy, Michael "R" Kelly. This is a picture of him at his home in Clairton, Pa. During the day he leads a normal life, making coke to melt steel, but he moonlights as the commander of the Irish Death Watch Guards Brigade. He and his Irish companions rabble rouse around the country attempting to keep the spirirt of Ireland alive in all he encounters.





















Cool drinks?
Professor Verde in a picture from a book we co-wrote entitled, "Booze Where You Are: How to Sneak Drinks into Your Favorite Places." This is chapter Three, "The Beach, Why Swim Sober?" We detail how if you just tell the security guard there's nothing in your cooler but fruit juice and lemonade he'll be too lazy and overcome with heat to possibly search you.